[game of thrones opening sequence begins]
*gets a snack*
*goes grocery shopping*
*gets part time job*
*has 3 children*
*pays off 30 year mortgage*
[game of thrones opening sequence ends]
I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it
Guy: hey send me nudes
Me: not on your life, champ.
….8 seconds later….
Guy on Facebook: I’m so sick of everyone friend zoning me I’m such a good person why does nobody care?!