I am a perpetual work in progress.

 

Can you remember who you were before the world told you who you should be?

alt-j:

[game of thrones opening sequence begins]
*gets a snack*
*uses bathroom*
*checks tumblr*
*cooks dinner*
*finishes homework*
*goes grocery shopping*
*gets part time job*
*graduates college*
*gets married*
*has 3 children*
*pays off 30 year mortgage*
*retires*
[game of thrones opening sequence ends]

trashfalgarlaw:

I follow the right amount of people where I see no actual drama on my dash but I see everyone talking about it

proctalgia:

i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?

(Source: carsik)

thegunmanandthecriminal:

Viserys Targaryen because wow if you only see pictures of him with a flower he doesn’t seem like a huge bagel

Guy: hey send me nudes
Me: not on your life, champ.
….8 seconds later….
Guy on Facebook: I’m so sick of everyone friend zoning me I’m such a good person why does nobody care?!