You know what sucks? These jerk offs keep trying to ruin Harry Potter. First this stupid theory about Hogwarts being an insane asylum. Harry Potter is a fantasy book so any argument you make is invalid and now some extremist Christian woman is so terrified that her kids are going to become witches she is rewriting Harry Potter as a Christian book where Harry goes to heaven and tells women they can’t have jobs because they’re supposed to be beautiful and nurturing. WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. I’m drunk and lonely. Don’t judge me.
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)