| Me: | Ugh, why isn't my pizza done yet? |
| Mom: | It's been in for three minutes. Just wait. |
| Me: | I DID MY WAITING! |
| Mom: | Oh, god, not again. |
| Me: | TWELVE YEARS OF IT! |
| Mom: | Every time. |
| Me: | IN AZKABAN! |
You say i’m your best friend, so why do I feel so dispensable to you?
My parents should be proud of me because I’m addicted to Tumblr and not drugs.
(Source: mahalhakunamatata, via pain-hurts)
can’t sleep. >:|
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
(Source: jessic-eh, via blainewhore)
